I live in Texas. Yes everything is bigger here, and I'll kick your ass if you mention that steer joke. Asshole. I'm probably younger than you think I am if you've only spoken to me, and I bet I'm older than you think I am if you've only seen pictures. I am highly creative. I have a professional job that I pretty much can't stand. My hair is naturally two different colors. My dog, Lylah, is rad. Vanilla is my favorite smell. If I could, I'd wear a hoodie every single day. I am a gamer. I like being vague. I'm not shy with the butter. I'm a great cook, and an even better baker. I've clocked in over 20 hours worth of tattoos. Yes, they hurt. I have pumpkins on my chest. Seriously. I'm a Mac user. I can't stand the sound of your voice. If I have anything to say about it, you will probably never know my real name. I love you. I'm never politically correct. I don't vote. I play favorites. I love road trips. I'm a complete redneck, with a strong geeky side, and not to mention the whole rockstar thing. I hate sleeping alone, but don't share well. I like moving. I didn't finish college. I am a hopeless romantic. I get jealous. I pick my nose while driving. Yes, I think you look fat in that. I rock out in my car everyday. I am addicted to the internet. I eat what I want. I am not afraid to die. I'm a lot smarter than I'm given credit for. I want to live in a different country. I love BBQ. I go to the movies by myself. I get homesick quite often. I'm out to take over the world. I'm awesome.
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